Jesus Navas has rejoined boyhood club Sevilla on a free transfer after four seasons with Man City and it’s being called a modern day miracle by staff at Manchester City.
Navas who is exceptionally skilled at running quite fast with the ball tangled in his feet and then producing absolutely nothing has somehow managed to convince another team that he has skills.
A spokesperson at Manchester City told POW
“To be honest we’re all a bit gobsmacked, it really is a miracle that anyone would want him in their team. I think he actually is Jesus.”
Navas who didn’t score a goal in his final 103 Premier League games for Man City agreed terms with Sevilla today.
We spoke to Manchester City Manager, Pep Guardiola, he told POW:
“I’m astonished, some people are now thinking he is actually Jesus, this is amazing. I really don’t know how else he could have done this without using some kind of higher power”
A team mate at Manchester City explained to POW:
“Well it all kind of makes sense now. He was always drinking red wine and bringing bread into the changing rooms, breaking it up and passing it around. He also wore sandles and I once saw him rub the leg of Sergio Aguero in a training match after a bad tackle, and Aguero just got up and ran away.
Report by: Moses Faithful